Thursday, March 30, 2006


Lodging Requirements

I think I am at a point in life where I can make demands on friends, hotels, and venues. I can't wait until I can make demands on conferences.

I don't go anywhere if I can't be guaranteed a trail of yellow Skittles into each room I must enter, fresh pillows stuffed entirely with emu feathers and a complete, preemptive exorcism of the entire building. Just to be safe.

Skittles sound really tasty right now, but that might just be because I crave flavor explosions. Skittles explode, don't they?
I too require a hot tub at every major hotel chain I stay at so as to ensure that every fine, young thing I "beam up" has a good time. Awwwww, yeah.
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